हरा चश्मा नहीं मिला
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हरा चश्मा नहीं मिला । जी हाँ इस दिल्ली शहर में हरा चश्मा नहीं मिला, यह दास्ताँ इसी शहर की है। एक बच्चे ने अपने पिताजी से अपने लिए एक हरा चश्मा दिलवाने के लिए कहा। पिताजी ने अपने आस पास सभी चश्मे और गोगल की दुकानों पर जा कर ऐसा चश्मा खरीदने की कोशिश की मगर उसे नहीमिला। इस पर पिता ने बेटे से लाल या फिर काला चश्मा लेने को कहा मगर बच्चे ने तो जिद्द पकड़ ली। अब वह आदमी अपनी कार चला कर पूरी दिल्ली के चश्मे की दुकानों और स्टोर पर गया लेकिन उसे कहीं भी ऐसा चश्मा नहीं मिला। आख़िर वह हार कर निराश और हताश हो गया। उसने दूकानदार से पूछा , जब हम छोटे होते थे तो आसानी से हरा चश्मा मिल जाता था लेकिन अब ऐसा क्या हो गया जो इस का अकाल पड़ गया है। इस पर दूकानदार ने जवाब दिया, अब हम दूकान पर हरा चश्मा रखते ही नहीं क्योंकि न तो ये बिकते है, न कोई इस की मांग करता है और इस की ज़रूरत ही नहीं है क्योंकि अब हरयाली ही इतनी ज़यादा है कि हरा चश्मा बेकार लगता है। जब से दिल्ली में शीलाजी की सरकार बनी है हरियाली बेतहाशा बढती गई है और अब इतनी हरियाली है कि हरे चश्मे बिकने बंद हो गए है । दिल्ली पूरे संसार में सब से अधिक हरी भरी राजधानी है॥ यह बात तो पिताजी को समझ आ गयी मगर उसे यह दुःख हो रहा था कि वह अपने बच्चे की डिमांड पूरी नहीं कर सका।
Vaise Kutte Vafadar Hote Hai----Hindi in Roman Script
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Kutte janvaron mein sabse zayada vafadar mane gaye hai---insanon ke liye. Ise dekhte hue ek bank ne kutte ko hi khatadhariyon ki jama rakam ki vafadari karte hue dikhaya hai. Isi tarah ek mobile company ne bhi vafadari dikhane ke liye kutte ki tasveer chuni hai. Yeh bhi sach hai ki kuchh log kutton ko apni family ka sadasy aur is se bhi zayada mante hain. Tabhi to kutton ko apne makhmali sofon aur bistron par saath aaram karne dete hain. Apni airconditioned gadiyon mein sair karwate hain. Aise kutton ke alava street dog yani awara kutton ki dastan alag hi hai. Unke saath jab koi badsalooki karta hai to animal lovers n g o apni awaz buland karte hain. Aisi badsalooki karne walon ki zindgai dushvar kar dete hain--ye n g o. Aise kai mamlon se log pareshan hain aue adalton tak pahunche. Aise mamlon se ados pados ke rishte bigad raye hain.
Awara kutton ki awargi aur kutton ke prati insan ki diwangi se kai log khafa bhi hain. Kabhi kabhi aise kutte insanon ko kaat lete hain aur phir kutton ki dharpakd ki jaati hai. Baharhal aisi ghatnaon ke beech MCD yani dilli nagar nigam ne kutton ki ginati karne ka elan kiya hai. Kutte n to ek jagah par rahte hai aur n hi unhen shakl se pahchana ja sakta hai. Lekin phir bhi kutton ki ginati cheetiyon ki ginti ki tarah namumkin to nahin. Nagr nigam ne kutton ko pakd kar unki nasbandi karke ki bhi thaani hai. Aisa to hota rahta hai magar phir bhi kutton ki tadad badhti jati hai. Nasbandi ke baad tadaa badhna ajeed lagta hai. Isse yeh pata chalta hai ki kutton ki nasbandi laparwahi se ki jati hai. Jab insanon ke asptal mein laparvahi hoti rahti hai to kutton ke baare mein laparwahi hone par koi awaz shayad n uthai ja saki. Rajdhani dilli mein bahar se aane vale kutton ko ticket ya passport ki zaroorat nahin hoti. Rajdhani mein desh ke doosre pranton se aane valon ko rokne ki awaz uth sakti hai. Ho sakta hai , kisi n kisi upay se unka aana ruk bhi jaaye lekin yeh karvai manushyon tak hi seemit rahi hai. Janvaron ke baare mein jinmein kutte bhi shamil hai un par koi pabandi nahin lagai ja sakti.
Kutte vafadar hote hain,kyonki ve jis basti ya ilake mein rahte hain kewal vahin bhonkte hain aur vahan kisi gair ke aa jane par bhonkte hue apni basti se bahar kar dete hain aur apni basti ki had nahin langhte. Ye kutte akhir padosi desh ke un insanon se to behtar hain jo hamare khilaf apne mulk mein to bhonkte hi hain, had paar kar ke hamare desh mein aakar bhi bhonkte hain aur is mulk ke logon aur vayavastha ko katte bhi hain.
Awara kutton ki awargi aur kutton ke prati insan ki diwangi se kai log khafa bhi hain. Kabhi kabhi aise kutte insanon ko kaat lete hain aur phir kutton ki dharpakd ki jaati hai. Baharhal aisi ghatnaon ke beech MCD yani dilli nagar nigam ne kutton ki ginati karne ka elan kiya hai. Kutte n to ek jagah par rahte hai aur n hi unhen shakl se pahchana ja sakta hai. Lekin phir bhi kutton ki ginati cheetiyon ki ginti ki tarah namumkin to nahin. Nagr nigam ne kutton ko pakd kar unki nasbandi karke ki bhi thaani hai. Aisa to hota rahta hai magar phir bhi kutton ki tadad badhti jati hai. Nasbandi ke baad tadaa badhna ajeed lagta hai. Isse yeh pata chalta hai ki kutton ki nasbandi laparwahi se ki jati hai. Jab insanon ke asptal mein laparvahi hoti rahti hai to kutton ke baare mein laparwahi hone par koi awaz shayad n uthai ja saki. Rajdhani dilli mein bahar se aane vale kutton ko ticket ya passport ki zaroorat nahin hoti. Rajdhani mein desh ke doosre pranton se aane valon ko rokne ki awaz uth sakti hai. Ho sakta hai , kisi n kisi upay se unka aana ruk bhi jaaye lekin yeh karvai manushyon tak hi seemit rahi hai. Janvaron ke baare mein jinmein kutte bhi shamil hai un par koi pabandi nahin lagai ja sakti.
Kutte vafadar hote hain,kyonki ve jis basti ya ilake mein rahte hain kewal vahin bhonkte hain aur vahan kisi gair ke aa jane par bhonkte hue apni basti se bahar kar dete hain aur apni basti ki had nahin langhte. Ye kutte akhir padosi desh ke un insanon se to behtar hain jo hamare khilaf apne mulk mein to bhonkte hi hain, had paar kar ke hamare desh mein aakar bhi bhonkte hain aur is mulk ke logon aur vayavastha ko katte bhi hain.
Biwi Yani Big Boss......Hindi in Roman Script...21.05.09
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Biwi Yani Big Boss
Desh ki aala adalat ke ek manniya justice ki rai pa agar gaur karen to biwi ek big boss hai,ek commander hai, ek aisa cement aur chipkau Kwick Fix hai jo grahasth ki gari ko tikau banati hai, grahasth ki mahima aur garima ko duniya ki nazaron mein smridh,swasth,safal, sharsh banati hai. Aap agar apne ghareloo jivan se sangharsh, takrav, var-prativar talna chahte hai to biwi ko ji han apni biwi ko apne big boss aur commander se badhkar manen tabhi to aap ka jivan sukhad ban sakta hai. Biwi ki baat maan lene mein samajhdari hai. Aap agar apni samajhdari ka apni akl ko girvi rakh kar istemal karenge to takrar, bikhrav,vilap,talaq se bach jaenge aur aap ko vakilon aur adalaton ke chakkar nahin katne honge. Itna hi nahin agr aap apni biwi ko sartaj maan lenge to aap ke naam n to koi bhi tohmat aaegi aur n hi koi musibat. Aap ke bachon ko bhi tootan ka dansh nahi jhelna padega.
Aap ke jivan ki safalta ,amn , chain,santosh ka bas ek moolmantra hai---Biwi sharnam gachhami,toot ki aashaka mit jani. Aakhir ise manne mein kya burai hai. Kai log kya kai desh bhi apne sukhmay bhavishya ke liye qurbani dete hain. Kai desh aman-chain ke liye apni sena ka samarpan karte hain,kai desh apni satta surakshit rakhne ke liye aatakvadiyon ke aage jhuk jaate hain. Aaap bhi agar apne parivar ke sukh aur aman ke liye apni biwi ko apna sab kuch, apna sarvatra maan lenge to koi aasman girne vala nahin hain.
Aapko to kewal itna hi kahna hai-Jo kuch hai sab tera,mera sab kuch tera. Iske baad yadi aap chahen to yeh bhi kah sakte hain-tera tuch ko arpit,kya laage mera. Bas aap apni poori tankhvah biwi ke haath mein dekar poore mahine uski ichhaon ka paalan karen to poore jivan mein kabhi koi musibat nahin aayegi. Iske baad aapko koi nag, nagina nahin daalna hoga kyonki aapne biwi ko sabse bada nagina aur use sabse behtar hasina maan liya hai. aap kya cheez hain supreme court ke judge bhi biwi ko apna big boss maante hain. Kai log to zyada samajhdar hote hain aur vah apni sagai ke din se hi apni honevali patni ke prabhamandal ke age hathiyar daal dete hain aur unki shhadi hone tak aur uske baad ki bhi zindagi pursakun ho jaati hai.
Desh ki aala adalat ke ek manniya justice ki rai pa agar gaur karen to biwi ek big boss hai,ek commander hai, ek aisa cement aur chipkau Kwick Fix hai jo grahasth ki gari ko tikau banati hai, grahasth ki mahima aur garima ko duniya ki nazaron mein smridh,swasth,safal, sharsh banati hai. Aap agar apne ghareloo jivan se sangharsh, takrav, var-prativar talna chahte hai to biwi ko ji han apni biwi ko apne big boss aur commander se badhkar manen tabhi to aap ka jivan sukhad ban sakta hai. Biwi ki baat maan lene mein samajhdari hai. Aap agar apni samajhdari ka apni akl ko girvi rakh kar istemal karenge to takrar, bikhrav,vilap,talaq se bach jaenge aur aap ko vakilon aur adalaton ke chakkar nahin katne honge. Itna hi nahin agr aap apni biwi ko sartaj maan lenge to aap ke naam n to koi bhi tohmat aaegi aur n hi koi musibat. Aap ke bachon ko bhi tootan ka dansh nahi jhelna padega.
Aap ke jivan ki safalta ,amn , chain,santosh ka bas ek moolmantra hai---Biwi sharnam gachhami,toot ki aashaka mit jani. Aakhir ise manne mein kya burai hai. Kai log kya kai desh bhi apne sukhmay bhavishya ke liye qurbani dete hain. Kai desh aman-chain ke liye apni sena ka samarpan karte hain,kai desh apni satta surakshit rakhne ke liye aatakvadiyon ke aage jhuk jaate hain. Aaap bhi agar apne parivar ke sukh aur aman ke liye apni biwi ko apna sab kuch, apna sarvatra maan lenge to koi aasman girne vala nahin hain.
Aapko to kewal itna hi kahna hai-Jo kuch hai sab tera,mera sab kuch tera. Iske baad yadi aap chahen to yeh bhi kah sakte hain-tera tuch ko arpit,kya laage mera. Bas aap apni poori tankhvah biwi ke haath mein dekar poore mahine uski ichhaon ka paalan karen to poore jivan mein kabhi koi musibat nahin aayegi. Iske baad aapko koi nag, nagina nahin daalna hoga kyonki aapne biwi ko sabse bada nagina aur use sabse behtar hasina maan liya hai. aap kya cheez hain supreme court ke judge bhi biwi ko apna big boss maante hain. Kai log to zyada samajhdar hote hain aur vah apni sagai ke din se hi apni honevali patni ke prabhamandal ke age hathiyar daal dete hain aur unki shhadi hone tak aur uske baad ki bhi zindagi pursakun ho jaati hai.
Biwi Yani Big Boss---21.05.09 Hindi in roman script
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Biwi Yani Big Boss
The Art of teasing, New Bapus and Mahatmas and Cricketers Batt(l)ing to score seats
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THE ART OF TEASING-SAT PAL
Yes, Teasing is an art which require no specific training, education and skill development. It is a spontaneous natural skill. Teasing has been in existence since ages though there has been no record of any Teasing Championship or competition in the world. Teasing has a universal appeal and world-wide effect. There are enormous forms of teaching e.g. spoken, visual, written and body language etc. It is done for amusement, harassment and incitement. Sometimes its international and a number of times it is just plain coincidence.
In recent times, we have been witnessing teasing between two adversaries be it nearby or far away. Well-known personalities have been naming their pets in a particular manner which is hurting know adversaries. US President Mr. George W. Bush has named his pet cat “India” which reflects his approach towards the largest democracy in the world. His cat might be very dear to him and he might have been too affectionate to the cat, it has still hurt millions of Indians. This art has also been nurtured in the tinsel world. If we peep into Bollywood, we would come across a number of interesting incidents. Adversity between Aamir Khan and Shahrukh Khan is not a discreet affair. Aamir has named his pet dog “Shahrukh”. This incident drew attention of cine lovers. This teasing is based on the principle of hatred. It is understood that Aamir and Shahrukh are now coming closer to each other and trying to forget the past which created a deep gulf between them.
One cannot forget names of two pet dogs of a Mumbai Politician Raj Thakre. His dogs have been named “James” and “Bond”. These names also shared headlines when linguistic Chavanism of Raj was at peak and he used to speak only Marathi. Eyebrows were raised saying that why Raj has given English names to his pet dogs which have become an integral part of his family.
Teasing is visible everywhere be it school, office, family etc. Cartoons have also been recognized as an effective and forceful mode of teasing. The Art of Teasing is nurtured gradually. The children have been frequently giving different names to their fellows. Such names in any case are reflecting their hidden and exposed qualities. Bosses in the offices are also being rewarded with the teasing names. Sometimes these names are circulated privately, discreetly by the word of month and in many cases the names become so popular and the people even forget actual names of the bosses. These teasing names have capacity of fun generation. It has also been seen that such teasing sometimes results in verbal fights. Anyhow the contribution of a professional teaser could not be undermined as it goes a long way in enriching the dictionary of a particular language.
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NEW BAPUS AND MAHATMAS- SAT PAL
Ours is a land of wonders and new happenings. One may frequently come across an interesting instance which is bound to spread like a jungle fire resulting in overcrowding and stampede. It may be recalled that a large number of casualties take place due to stampedes at religious places where people throng due to their sheer beliefs, superstitions, blind faiths and misconceptions. There has been no let up in such incidents, in fact, these have become a regular feature, thereby engulfing the commoners and those people who are hand to mouth or happen to be at religious places with an intention to fill their bowls and overcome their hunger with alms and donations. This has become an inseparable and integral feature of our great country which is known for her liberal attitude in feasting the underprivileged and hungry persons.
Of late, our country has earned a unique distinction of gracefully accepting new emerging Bapus, Mahatmas etc. ushering in an era of confusion, conflict and chaos. We all Indians are used to regard Mahatma Gandhi as a revered and fatherly figure, in fact, everyone take him in high esteem because of his untarnished image and his extraordinary title ‘Father of Nation’. The greatest personality of modern era Mahatma Gandhi has no personal agenda and commercial intention whereas New Age Bapus and Mahatmas have become self-proclaimed Gods and have been preaching different values and morals with different approach. They treat herds of people as their committed and loyal soldiers and not followers. It looks as if they have fine tuned their skill as sheep grazers. It is also surprising that they quite often organize large congregations travel in air-conditioned luxury vehicles, fly in their own choppers and spend quality time even more comfortably than the royals. Their discourses are somewhat confusing and contrary to each other. One does not know where it will land all of us.
The Bapus, Mahatmas, Gods, Acharyas, Mahamandleshwars have captured satellite channels with their money power. Apart from this they have been commercializing their so called humble services such as items of daily needs, common medicines claiming to be real herbal, soaps and shampoos, standardized offerings and pooja items. Their ventures are no less than millionaire’s commercial joints. They sell cassettes, videos and DVDs to forcefully disseminate their utterings. It is a known fact that certain Mahatmas are in possession of their own advanced production houses. The so called Gods have also been holding free ‘langars’ and offering priced packed food packets. They have been levying entry fee for discourses resulting in collection of huge amount.
These Bapus, Mahatmas and Maharajas have palatial bungalows to enjoy. We still call them Bapus and Mahatmas and forget the very fact that they have been causing an insult to our real Mahatma, the father of nation who used to live and die for Daridranarayans with minimum clothes on his frail body.
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9818495500
Cricketers Batt(l)ing to score seats – SAT PAL
Ours is a vibrant democracy. Over the years, we have noticed a notable and drastic change in our election scenario and related moral, ethical and traditional values. Being a country which offers adult franchise to all and equal opportunities to unite, fight look forward and sink and swim as per one’s evident and veiled wishes. We have also seen strange bedfellows in this so called pious game of election and politics. As we have not been forcefully raising voice against such an inflammatory virus, in other words, we have been nurturing such virus to allow it to grow and decay our democratic structure. Our democratic values have survived and flourished because of Almighty’s grace though we have not spared any stone unturned to malign it to fulfil our immediate ambitions, lust of power and what not.
Most of the political parties are today fishing in so called clean waters to catch prominent cricketers to bring them to their fold and make them ready to fight elections in this fast changing political atmosphere. There is nothing wrong in exhorting cricketers to the political arena since criminals & history sheeters with notorious record and muscle power have been allowed to contest elections and hold public offices. Cricketers are a much better choice to be part of elections as they are more disciplined, dedicated, devoted and dutiful because of their true fighting spirit and sportsmanship. We have no right to deny their rightful place in our democratic process as policy makers. They have all the right to shine and perform in a glamorous political world other than their sports world, which is also glamorous. Even famous personalities from the tinsel world have proved their mettle in the election sphere and have, in fact, ruled for the decades by allowing their kith and kin to be groomed in a most pleasant manner. They also conceived and strengthened their parties as their personal property to become regional straps.
One must expect from the cricketers who are joining the so-called clean ganges of politics that they would perform well and strict to their principle of truth and honesty, as expected from them. They wear white dress, symbol of truth and honesty, while playing cricket, which has no parallel as far as the popularity is concerned.
The cricketers being lured in the politics world definitely try to increase seat tally of their party by their technique of hitting fours & sixes with a political twist. They are not supposed to bat but to take on a battle to enhance chances of own and their party. Their popularity would also help them in their new venture.
Let us analyse the present state of affairs of attracting cricketers to the game of politics, which is bound to offer unexpected ups and down being game of a lot of uncertainties like cricket. A political party, which is trying to wrest power at centre, has announced tickets for Chetan Chauhan, Kirti Azad and N. S. Siddu. They are not new to this battlefield. A party, which is heading the ruling alliance at centre, has also offered ticket to Madan Lal and is in process of fielding a former captain Mohd. Azarhruddin, of course both of them are new in this arena. Another party, which is aspiring to become a national party, has fielded Chetan Sarma, bowler of yesteryears who exhibited his Calibre by scoring a hat trick. Even an all rounder and a former captain Kapil Dev had also been in news in past. He declined a number of offers to join the political field. It is also on record that a former captain Nawab Pataudi also tried his luck earlier to enter lok Sabha but his ambition remained unfulfilled with a sour taste of defeat.
Let us watch and enjoy this most entertaining, exciting and awful dance of democracy and sincerely wish a good luck to all those cricketers who are harbouring political ambitions.
Sat Pal
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spvpd@yahoo.co.in
Yes, Teasing is an art which require no specific training, education and skill development. It is a spontaneous natural skill. Teasing has been in existence since ages though there has been no record of any Teasing Championship or competition in the world. Teasing has a universal appeal and world-wide effect. There are enormous forms of teaching e.g. spoken, visual, written and body language etc. It is done for amusement, harassment and incitement. Sometimes its international and a number of times it is just plain coincidence.
In recent times, we have been witnessing teasing between two adversaries be it nearby or far away. Well-known personalities have been naming their pets in a particular manner which is hurting know adversaries. US President Mr. George W. Bush has named his pet cat “India” which reflects his approach towards the largest democracy in the world. His cat might be very dear to him and he might have been too affectionate to the cat, it has still hurt millions of Indians. This art has also been nurtured in the tinsel world. If we peep into Bollywood, we would come across a number of interesting incidents. Adversity between Aamir Khan and Shahrukh Khan is not a discreet affair. Aamir has named his pet dog “Shahrukh”. This incident drew attention of cine lovers. This teasing is based on the principle of hatred. It is understood that Aamir and Shahrukh are now coming closer to each other and trying to forget the past which created a deep gulf between them.
One cannot forget names of two pet dogs of a Mumbai Politician Raj Thakre. His dogs have been named “James” and “Bond”. These names also shared headlines when linguistic Chavanism of Raj was at peak and he used to speak only Marathi. Eyebrows were raised saying that why Raj has given English names to his pet dogs which have become an integral part of his family.
Teasing is visible everywhere be it school, office, family etc. Cartoons have also been recognized as an effective and forceful mode of teasing. The Art of Teasing is nurtured gradually. The children have been frequently giving different names to their fellows. Such names in any case are reflecting their hidden and exposed qualities. Bosses in the offices are also being rewarded with the teasing names. Sometimes these names are circulated privately, discreetly by the word of month and in many cases the names become so popular and the people even forget actual names of the bosses. These teasing names have capacity of fun generation. It has also been seen that such teasing sometimes results in verbal fights. Anyhow the contribution of a professional teaser could not be undermined as it goes a long way in enriching the dictionary of a particular language.
****
SAT PAL
Mobile-9818495500
spvpd@yahoo.co.in
NEW BAPUS AND MAHATMAS- SAT PAL
Ours is a land of wonders and new happenings. One may frequently come across an interesting instance which is bound to spread like a jungle fire resulting in overcrowding and stampede. It may be recalled that a large number of casualties take place due to stampedes at religious places where people throng due to their sheer beliefs, superstitions, blind faiths and misconceptions. There has been no let up in such incidents, in fact, these have become a regular feature, thereby engulfing the commoners and those people who are hand to mouth or happen to be at religious places with an intention to fill their bowls and overcome their hunger with alms and donations. This has become an inseparable and integral feature of our great country which is known for her liberal attitude in feasting the underprivileged and hungry persons.
Of late, our country has earned a unique distinction of gracefully accepting new emerging Bapus, Mahatmas etc. ushering in an era of confusion, conflict and chaos. We all Indians are used to regard Mahatma Gandhi as a revered and fatherly figure, in fact, everyone take him in high esteem because of his untarnished image and his extraordinary title ‘Father of Nation’. The greatest personality of modern era Mahatma Gandhi has no personal agenda and commercial intention whereas New Age Bapus and Mahatmas have become self-proclaimed Gods and have been preaching different values and morals with different approach. They treat herds of people as their committed and loyal soldiers and not followers. It looks as if they have fine tuned their skill as sheep grazers. It is also surprising that they quite often organize large congregations travel in air-conditioned luxury vehicles, fly in their own choppers and spend quality time even more comfortably than the royals. Their discourses are somewhat confusing and contrary to each other. One does not know where it will land all of us.
The Bapus, Mahatmas, Gods, Acharyas, Mahamandleshwars have captured satellite channels with their money power. Apart from this they have been commercializing their so called humble services such as items of daily needs, common medicines claiming to be real herbal, soaps and shampoos, standardized offerings and pooja items. Their ventures are no less than millionaire’s commercial joints. They sell cassettes, videos and DVDs to forcefully disseminate their utterings. It is a known fact that certain Mahatmas are in possession of their own advanced production houses. The so called Gods have also been holding free ‘langars’ and offering priced packed food packets. They have been levying entry fee for discourses resulting in collection of huge amount.
These Bapus, Mahatmas and Maharajas have palatial bungalows to enjoy. We still call them Bapus and Mahatmas and forget the very fact that they have been causing an insult to our real Mahatma, the father of nation who used to live and die for Daridranarayans with minimum clothes on his frail body.
SAT PAL
spvpd@yahoo.co.in
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Cricketers Batt(l)ing to score seats – SAT PAL
Ours is a vibrant democracy. Over the years, we have noticed a notable and drastic change in our election scenario and related moral, ethical and traditional values. Being a country which offers adult franchise to all and equal opportunities to unite, fight look forward and sink and swim as per one’s evident and veiled wishes. We have also seen strange bedfellows in this so called pious game of election and politics. As we have not been forcefully raising voice against such an inflammatory virus, in other words, we have been nurturing such virus to allow it to grow and decay our democratic structure. Our democratic values have survived and flourished because of Almighty’s grace though we have not spared any stone unturned to malign it to fulfil our immediate ambitions, lust of power and what not.
Most of the political parties are today fishing in so called clean waters to catch prominent cricketers to bring them to their fold and make them ready to fight elections in this fast changing political atmosphere. There is nothing wrong in exhorting cricketers to the political arena since criminals & history sheeters with notorious record and muscle power have been allowed to contest elections and hold public offices. Cricketers are a much better choice to be part of elections as they are more disciplined, dedicated, devoted and dutiful because of their true fighting spirit and sportsmanship. We have no right to deny their rightful place in our democratic process as policy makers. They have all the right to shine and perform in a glamorous political world other than their sports world, which is also glamorous. Even famous personalities from the tinsel world have proved their mettle in the election sphere and have, in fact, ruled for the decades by allowing their kith and kin to be groomed in a most pleasant manner. They also conceived and strengthened their parties as their personal property to become regional straps.
One must expect from the cricketers who are joining the so-called clean ganges of politics that they would perform well and strict to their principle of truth and honesty, as expected from them. They wear white dress, symbol of truth and honesty, while playing cricket, which has no parallel as far as the popularity is concerned.
The cricketers being lured in the politics world definitely try to increase seat tally of their party by their technique of hitting fours & sixes with a political twist. They are not supposed to bat but to take on a battle to enhance chances of own and their party. Their popularity would also help them in their new venture.
Let us analyse the present state of affairs of attracting cricketers to the game of politics, which is bound to offer unexpected ups and down being game of a lot of uncertainties like cricket. A political party, which is trying to wrest power at centre, has announced tickets for Chetan Chauhan, Kirti Azad and N. S. Siddu. They are not new to this battlefield. A party, which is heading the ruling alliance at centre, has also offered ticket to Madan Lal and is in process of fielding a former captain Mohd. Azarhruddin, of course both of them are new in this arena. Another party, which is aspiring to become a national party, has fielded Chetan Sarma, bowler of yesteryears who exhibited his Calibre by scoring a hat trick. Even an all rounder and a former captain Kapil Dev had also been in news in past. He declined a number of offers to join the political field. It is also on record that a former captain Nawab Pataudi also tried his luck earlier to enter lok Sabha but his ambition remained unfulfilled with a sour taste of defeat.
Let us watch and enjoy this most entertaining, exciting and awful dance of democracy and sincerely wish a good luck to all those cricketers who are harbouring political ambitions.
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